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| Created: | 2003-03-21 | |
| Updated: | 2003-03-21 | |
| Show Until: | 2003-06-21 |
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"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from
these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
--Mark Twain |
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"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"
-- Hannibal Lecter |
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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton |
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf |
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"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--Marge Simpson |
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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
--Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." --Rush Limbaugh |
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"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
-- Regis Philbin |
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"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien |
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"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
--Jay Leno |
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman |
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