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Bullsh*t Bingo

Dictionary of
Corporate Bullshit
Show Until:2006-07-19

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.

How To Play Bullshit Bingo

  1. Before your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, use my Bullshit Bingo Card Generator or create your own Bullshit Bingo card.

    1. Prepare yourself by drawing a square. (I find that 5" x 5" is a good size.)
    2. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.
    3. Write one of the "Bullshit" words/phrases in each block.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

Bullshit Word/Phrase List

Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
- Adam, Atlanta

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David, Florida

"What a blast! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Dan, New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."
- Ben, Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours."
- Paul, Cleveland

"When I won and yelled "BULLSHIT!" the woman sleeping next to me slid off her chair!"
- Joseph, Los Angeles.

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